2 Physics

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[Verse 1]
Boyle says pressure times volume stays the same
Charles adds temperature to the gas law game
Dalton's law — each partial pressure stands alone
Henry's law — dissolved gas follows tension home
Poiseuille says flow goes with radius to the fourth
Double the tube, sixteen times the worth
Viscosity drags it, length takes its toll
Resistance governs every molecule's role

[Chorus]
Las leyes del gas, they never bend
Flujo laminar or turbulent end
Reynolds number tells you which way it breaks
Critical velocity, everything's at stake
Bernoulli speeds the flow, pressure drops below
Venturi pulls the oxygen, watch the entrainment go
La física no miente — physics doesn't lie
Learn the laws or watch your patient's numbers fly

[Verse 2]
Laminar flow is orderly, parabolic and clean
Turbulent flow is chaotic, loud, and mean
Reynolds number under two thousand, smooth and steady
Climb past four thousand — turbulence is ready
Between them sits the critical velocity zone
Kinematic viscosity, density, diameter — never alone
Ohm's law: voltage over resistance equals current through
Electrical safety — what you don't know can hurt you

[Chorus]
Las leyes del gas, they never bend
Flujo laminar or turbulent end
Reynolds number tells you which way it breaks
Critical velocity, everything's at stake
Bernoulli speeds the flow, pressure drops below
Venturi pulls the oxygen, watch the entrainment go
La física no miente — physics doesn't lie
Learn the laws or watch your patient's numbers fly

[Verse 3]
Laplace says tension equals pressure times the radius
Small alveoli collapse — that's the hazard
Surfactant cuts the tension, keeps the small ones round
Without it, atelectasis drags the patient down
Macroshock needs milliamps to stop a heart cold
Microshock through a catheter — microamps is all it takes to fold
Isolated power systems break the earth connection
Line isolation monitors — your electrical protection

[Bridge]
El fuego en el quirófano — three things ignite
Fuel and oxidizer, an ignition source takes flight
Laser strikes the ETT, oxygen-rich and bare
Saline-filled cuffs and foil-wrapped tubes — take care
MRI pulls ferromagnetic objects without warning
Zone four means implants screened every single morning
Pacemakers feel EMI, diathermy scrambles their beat
Bipolar cautery near the generator — keep it discreet

[Verse 4]
Pressure transducers — level them at the phlebostatic point
Zero them to atmosphere or your readings will disappoint
Resonance inflates the waveform, damping flattens it out
Optimal damping coefficient — point six four, without a doubt
Heat and humidity — the airway needs both to survive
Hygroscopic heat exchangers keep inspired gas alive
Active humidifiers add water vapor, temperature-controlled
The nose is a heat exchanger — bypass it, and the story's cold

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