[Verse 1] Before the patient breathes, before the needle threads, You audit every circuit, every valve, every med. The machine wakes up cold — you warm it with your hands, Pressure gauges, flow controls, vaporizer stands. Check the oxygen supply, the pipeline and the tank, Central pressure holding? Note the level and the rank. Flush the fresh gas outlet, listen for the hiss, Miss a cracked connection and you'll remember this. [Chorus] Проверь всё до конца — не торопись, каждый клапан, каждый газ — убедись. Check it high, check it low, check the breathing loop, Всё в порядке — только тогда в операционную войди. Leaks and blocks and hypoxic mix, know them one by one, Проверь всё — твой пациент зависит от тебя одного. [Verse 2] The CO2 absorber — granules pale or purple? Exhausted soda lime makes rebreathing a hurdle. Fresh granules sit violet, spent granules fade to white, Color shift mid-case means your circuit's out of fight. Pop the APL valve open, test your reservoir bag, Squeeze it, watch it rise and fall — no resistance lag. Occlude the patient port, dial the pop-off down, Pressure holds at thirty? Then your system's solid ground. [Chorus] Проверь всё до конца — не торопись, каждый клапан, каждый газ — убедись. Check it high, check it low, check the breathing loop, Всё в порядке — только тогда в операционную войди. Leaks and blocks and hypoxic mix, know them one by one, Проверь всё — твой пациент зависит от тебя одного. [Verse 3] Vaporizer seated firm, dial calibrated clean, Agent-specific keyed fillers stop the wrong gas scene. Oxygen analyzer reading twenty-one percent? Calibrate before induction — that's the baseline meant. Ventilator bellows cycling, tidal volumes set, Alarms armed for pressure, volume, rate — cover every bet. Suction catheter tested, laryngoscope blades lit, Backup Ambu bag in reach — never skip a bit. [Bridge] When the capnograph goes flat mid-case and monitors scream, It's not the time to study — it's the time to trust the scheme. Disconnect and ventilate by hand while you trace the fault, Check the circuit junction to junction, bring the chaos to a halt. Систематичность — это не рутина, это спасённая жизнь за одну минуту. Methodical is faster when the pressure's absolute. [Chorus] Проверь всё до конца — не торопись, каждый клапан, каждый газ — убедись. Check it high, check it low, check the breathing loop, Всё в порядке — только тогда в операционную войди. Leaks and blocks and hypoxic mix, know them one by one, Проверь всё — твой пациент зависит от тебя одного. [Outro] Machine intelligence fails — your eyes and hands don't lie, Know the mechanism behind each number, each reply. Audit, troubleshoot, rebuild the mental map, Anesthesia's architecture lives inside that gap. Before induction — check it. Mid-case alarm — trace it. Unexpected reading — question it. Всё под контролем.
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