[Verse 1] SharePoint's running on your server farm today CVE-2026-50522's knocking at the gateway Deserialization — that's the vector they deploy Untrusted data, weaponized, your network as a toy Microsoft's platform reads the payload, doesn't check the source An unauthorized stranger executes code along the course No CVSS number dropped but the description's ice cold Remote code execution over network — that's the threat we're told [Chorus — Deutsch] Achtung, Achtung, die Schwachstellen sind hier Drei CVEs, und die Gefahr ist real, hör mir Patch jetzt, patch schnell, keine Zeit für Verzögerung The attackers never sleep — das ist die Warnung [Verse 2] Now n8n's an automation engine, workflows built with care CVE-2026-65590 found a gap laid bare CVSS nine-point-eight — that's nearly perfect malice The sandbox meant to cage the shell commands? An empty chalice Linux and Windows — the restrictions weren't enforced Only macOS got the walls, the other systems short-horsed Versions before two-point-twenty-nine-point-eight, beware And the two-point-thirty branch before point-one — they're threadbare [Chorus — Deutsch] Achtung, Achtung, die Schwachstellen sind hier Drei CVEs, und die Gefahr ist real, hör mir Patch jetzt, patch schnell, keine Zeit für Verzögerung The attackers never sleep — das ist die Warnung [Bridge] Here's a rare word for the lexicon you keep — Entropy: the randomness that guards the secrets deep DNS transactions use a shuffled UDP port A hidden value meant to make prediction fall short But CVE-2026-50252 — Unbound's the name NLnet Labs, versions one-point-four through one-point-twenty-five the same When load balancers redistribute the resolver's queue That secret port leaks sideways — nine-point-three on the review Stochastic — meaning governed by deliberate chance — The randomness collapses when the architecture's stance Routes queries through a balancer that exposes what's concealed A cache poisoning scenario, the DNS field peeled [Verse 3] Three vulnerabilities, three products in the red SharePoint letting strangers run their executables instead n8n skipping shell restrictions on two operating systems Unbound leaking port entropy — attackers crack the rhythms The common thread is trust — assumed where it was absent A network that believes the packet, doesn't scan the nascent Patch your SharePoint deployment, update your n8n nodes Upgrade Unbound past one-point-twenty-five — revise your load balancer codes [Chorus — Deutsch] Achtung, Achtung, die Schwachstellen sind hier Drei CVEs, und die Gefahr ist real, hör mir Patch jetzt, patch schnell, keine Zeit für Verzögerung The attackers never sleep — das ist die Warnung [Outro] July twenty-ninth twenty-twenty-six — log the date Three CVEs confirmed, don't procrastinate Deserialization, broken sandboxes, entropy betrayed Security's a discipline — not a choice that's delayed
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