Module 2: Thinking Like a Corporate Development Team

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[Verse 1]
They build their pipelines like a funnel deep and wide
Scoring every target with metrics as their guide
Strategic fit comes first, does it match our core direction
Financial numbers next, will it boost our bottom section
Cultural alignment last, will the teams gel together right
Three buckets for the triage, filtering day and night

[Chorus]
Think like corp dev, see through their eyes
Strategic financial cultural - that's how they analyze
Revenue quality matters, recurring beats one-time
Concentration risk and churn rate, crossing every line
Acqui-hire, tuck-in, platform - know which game they play
Read their ten-K filings to predict their M&A way

[Verse 2]
Due diligence goes deeper than the code review you'd expect
Customer interviews and contracts they inspect
Revenue quality analysis breaks it down precise
Recurring monthly revenue, that's their holy dice
Customer concentration, are you betting on just few
Churn rate tells the story if your growth will make it through

[Chorus]
Think like corp dev, see through their eyes
Strategic financial cultural - that's how they analyze
Revenue quality matters, recurring beats one-time
Concentration risk and churn rate, crossing every line
Acqui-hire, tuck-in, platform - know which game they play
Read their ten-K filings to predict their M&A way

[Bridge]
Acqui-hire wants your talent, team is worth the price
Tuck-in seeks efficiency, cut costs roll the dice
Platform acquisition, that's the biggest play of all
Your product becomes their engine, answering growth's call
T-A-M expansion versus cost synergies they weigh
Earnings calls reveal their hunger, listen what they say

[Verse 3]
Read between the quarterly lines, their strategy unfolds
Gap analysis in transcripts, future plans they've told
"We're looking to expand our presence in the cloud"
"Customer acquisition costs, we need to bring them down"
Three companies in your domain, study their last two calls
Predict their next acquisition before opportunity falls

[Chorus]
Think like corp dev, see through their eyes
Strategic financial cultural - that's how they analyze
Revenue quality matters, recurring beats one-time
Concentration risk and churn rate, crossing every line
Acqui-hire, tuck-in, platform - know which game they play
Read their ten-K filings to predict their M&A way

[Outro]
When you understand their hunger, you can position right
Exit-ready means you're thinking from the buyer's sight

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