Critical CVEs (2 of 3) — October 14, 2026

chill rap, smooth vocals, lo-fi bedroom production, laid-back and groovy, downtempo groove, jazzy Rhodes piano · 3:33

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Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Struts stands old, two thousand sixteen on the clock,
method colon prefix slipping past the lock.
Dynamic Method Invocation, toggle flipped to "oui",
attacker drops a payload where a function name should be.
No login needed, no password to crack,
just a crafted string and the server talks back,
runs whatever code the stranger decides to send —
remote execution, Apache Struts, mon ami, this don't end.
CVE-2016-3081, write it on your wall,
command injection means the server takes the fall.

[Chorus]
Patch-le, patch-le, avant que ça brûle,
ces failles anciennes jouent encore les funambules.
Critical, mes amis, écoute bien le son,
trois CVEs qui dansent, on chante leur nom.
Patch-le, patch-le, don't you wait till dawn,
the vulnerability's loaded, and the clock keeps movin' on.

[Verse 2]
Strapi, two thousand twenty-three, twenty-two-eight-nine-four,
admin walks the query filter, finds a hidden door.
Sensitive data sitting cleartext, plain as day,
no cipher, no disguise, just laying there on display.
Someone with admin access, maybe not so kind,
pulls user secrets out like they left their wallet behind.
It's legerdemain in reverse — no trick, no sleight of hand,
just data sitting naked where encryption should've stand.
Lock the filter, cipher the field, close that open crack,
before the secret slips and never makes it back.

[Verse 3]
ONLYOFFICE Docs, two-one, three-one-nine-nine the sign,
path traversal creeping through an upload line.
JWT is active, token feelin' secure,
but a slash-dot-dot sequence slides right past the door.
Image upload parameter, innocent at the start,
walks itself backward, plays the traversal art.
Climbs out the folder it was ever meant to see,
lands on remote code execution, full RCE.
Three letters, big trouble — attacker's in the house,
tiptoeing the server quiet as a mouse.

[Chorus]
Patch-le, patch-le, avant que ça brûle,
ces failles anciennes jouent encore les funambules.
Critical, mes amis, écoute bien le son,
trois CVEs qui dansent, on chante leur nom.
Patch-le, patch-le, don't you wait till dawn,
the vulnerability's loaded, and the clock keeps movin' on.

[Bridge]
Struts whispers "prefix," Strapi leaks in plain sight,
ONLYOFFICE wanders where it has no right.
Dix ans, trois ans, cinq ans passent vite —
old bugs still breathing, still ready to bite.
Check your version, check the patch, check tonight,
three critical cracks waiting out of sight.

[Outro]
Trois-zéro-huit-un, deux-deux-huit-neuf-quatre, trois-un-neuf-neuf, écris ça,
patch them slow or patch them now — ferme la porte, voilà.
Chill beat fading, but the warning stays real clear,
update your systems, loved ones — October's here.

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