[Verse 1] Policy Magazine drops a headline, calls it meddling grand, Elon Musk back in the mix, shaping Uncle Sam's own hand, "New American Meddling" — money whispers through the plan, Watch the billionaire lean in low on Washington's left hand. [Chorus] Новости, новости — слушай факты, не слова, (News, news — listen to the facts, not the words) Briefing room stays laconic, Zacharia speaks just a few, Правда напечатана, Вашингтон в панике ищет вид, (Truth gets printed, Washington scrambles to find its view) Новости, новости — вот что день несёт тебе сегодня. (News, news — that's what the day brings you today) [Verse 2] Thirty-seventh press secretary steps up to the stand, Katie Zacharia, podium gripped in her hand, NBC calls it short, PBS counts the questions few, Toronto Star says brief — reporters wanted more to chew, First appearance, in and out, no marathon today, Short and quiet is the brand-new Washington relay. [Verse 3] Washington Post asks exactly where this new face came from, White House scrambles, answers staying vague and numb, Meanwhile pardons for officials handed out in the fray, Reuters counts it — Republicans win most mercy today, Call it munificent clemency, generous to a chosen few, Numbers lean one color, and the public's counting too. [Verse 4] Markets twitch when tweets drop, analysts rewind the tape, Every single headline reshaping the nation's shape, Cable news in fragments, each channel picks its frame, Same facts, different colors, nobody owns the blame, Scroll the feed at midnight, the story never sleeps, Every byte of data is a promise someone keeps. [Bridge] Бипартийная группа сенаторов встаёт как один, (A bipartisan group of senators stands as one) Telling Trump rescind the deal with Russian diesel, done, Red and blue together on this energy divide, NPR reports it plain — now he's got to choose a side. [Chorus] Новости, новости — слушай факты, не слова, Briefing room stays laconic, Zacharia speaks just a few, Правда напечатана, Вашингтон в панике ищет вид, Новости, новости — вот что день несёт тебе сегодня. [Outro] That's the fourteenth, folded flat, headlines laid out clean, Политика и пресса — the realest newsreel scene, Meddling, briefings, pardons, deals — all stacked in plain view, Новости, друзья — now that's the daily news for you. [Final Chorus] Новости, новости — слушай факты, не слова, Briefing room stays laconic, Zacharia speaks just a few, Правда напечатана, Вашингтон в панике ищет вид, Новости, новости — вот что день несёт тебе сегодня, Новости, друзья, это всё, что нужно знать сегодня. (News, friends, that's all you need to know today)
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