[Verse 1] Commissioner Hansen's rolling with a hundred twenty crew, agri-food firms and groups, though one count says hundred fifteen too, sixteen through the nineteenth, seminars and handshake halls, buyer meetings, factory walks, but no contract on the walls, call it a mission, high-level, that part checks out clean, but there's no signed agreement sitting at the end of the scene, ninety-five percent tariff cutting, that's the prize they're chasing, only it's still on paper, nothing yet in practice racing. [Chorus] No ink, no signature, just suitcases and talk, ninety-five percent tariffs waiting on a walk, the deal was signed in May but it's still stuck in the hall, Europe's selling Mexico — but the paper ain't through at all. [Verse 2] Back in twenty twenty-five, Europe sold two point five billion euros in trade, one point one billion euro surplus, cushion already made, left out of the headline, funny how that part got skipped, meanwhile Mercosur's been live since the first of May this year it shipped, French and Polish farmers marching, safeguard rules not yet confirmed, named as the risk in farm-trade politics, tension that's been stirred, two different deals, same continent, worry running parallel, no source ties the two together, but the timing's quite the marvel. [Chorus] No ink, no signature, just suitcases and talk, ninety-five percent tariffs waiting on a walk, the deal was signed in May but it's still stuck in the hall, Europe's selling Mexico — but the paper ain't through at all. [Verse 3] Delegates pay their own flights, pay their own hotel keys too, Commission just covers the seminar, the handshake, the interview, EU finished notifying its side back in mid July, Mexican senators still pressing in September, wanting to ratify, Ebrard says it could happen this year once the Senate gives a nod, but then all twenty-seven EU countries gotta sign off, that's the full-deal job, the interim starts the second month after both sides notify, so for now it's seminars and suitcases under the Mexican sky. [Bridge] Mission running four days, started but not yet done, no outcome report exists, the story's only half spun, watch the Senate, watch the farmers, watch the calendar unfold, November fourteenth just the preview, the deal's still untold. [Chorus] No ink, no signature, just suitcases and talk, ninety-five percent tariffs waiting on a walk, the deal was signed in May but it's still stuck in the hall, Europe's selling Mexico — but the paper ain't through at all. [Outro] That's the read for the fourteenth, numbers checked, no spin, seminars don't equal contracts — know the difference, Europe's fans and kin.
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