[Verse 1] August fourteenth, twenty-twenty-six, the wires are burning hot Uber Freight is counting fingers, tallying up what hackers got A group came creeping through the cargo, claimed they walked away with loads While Trezor's crypto customers — fourteen thousand — lost their codes [Verse 2] Shell and Philips, GE and Fiserv, dozens standing in the rain Russian ransomware collective Clop stepped forward taking claim Mass extraction, bulk collection, corporate giants on their knees One group pulling data from the titans with terrifying ease [Chorus] Zero-days are open windows nobody told you 'bout Clop is knocking, data dropping, systems getting hollowed out Freight and crypto, oil and silicon, nobody got a pass August fourteenth left its fingerprints on everybody's glass [Verse 3] Metabase was running quiet, hiding trouble in its code Framework's customer information tumbled off that crumbling road A zero-day nobody patched yet, attackers found the gap One analytics backdoor opened — customer data on the map [Verse 4] GeoServer holds the coordinates of pipelines, ports, and roads Attackers found a vulnerability and started pulling loads Meanwhile Microsoft's old nemesis dropped privilege escalation System-level access handed over — no authentication [Chorus] Zero-days are open windows nobody told you 'bout Clop is knocking, data dropping, systems getting hollowed out Freight and crypto, oil and silicon, nobody got a pass August fourteenth left its fingerprints on everybody's glass [Verse 5] Security teams were sleeping when the calendar flipped the page Nobody predicted fourteen breaches written on one stage Names and emails, wallet addresses, shipping routes exposed Every sector got a lesson — no industry is closed [Bridge] Patch your platforms, watch your vendors, audit every tool A zero-day waits patient as a crocodile in the pool The headlines read like dominoes — one corporation tips And fourteen thousand Trezor wallets trembled on their lips [Chorus] Zero-days are open windows nobody told you 'bout Clop is knocking, data dropping, systems getting hollowed out Freight and crypto, oil and silicon, nobody got a pass August fourteenth left its fingerprints on everybody's glass [Outro] Uber counting, Trezor mourning, Framework on the phone Shell and Philips double-checking every server that they own GeoServer locked and scrambling, Microsoft releasing fixes Twenty-twenty-six reminds you — nothing's safe from Clop's bag of tricks [Chorus] Zero-days are open windows nobody told you 'bout Clop is knocking, data dropping, systems getting hollowed out Freight and crypto, oil and silicon, nobody got a pass August fourteenth left its fingerprints on everybody's glass
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