[Verse 1] October third, the Gazette drops, Part One, the thick one's here, Commissions lined up like dancers, three partners, crystal clear, Canada Revenue Agency's posting its decrees, Trade Tribunal's weighing tariffs, international pleas, Public Service Commission's naming who got hired, who got passed, Three agencies, one issue, bureaucratic breath held fast. [Chorus] Gaceta canadiense, escúchala bien, Cada aviso cuenta, nada se esconde, amén, Volumen ciento sesenta, número cuarenta, mi amor, Read it close, léelo bien — that's the civil servant's score. [Verse 2] Flip the page, four notices wearing matching government suits, Environment and Health department, sharing the same roots, One joint notice, two departments, rare and tidy as can be, Privy Council Office whispers its order quietly, Transport's filing something moving, lanes and rails and such, Four departments, one Gazette, all speaking just this much. [Chorus] Gaceta canadiense, escúchala bien, Cada aviso cuenta, nada se esconde, amén, Volumen ciento sesenta, número cuarenta, mi amor, Read it close, léelo bien — that's the civil servant's score. [Verse 3] Now step into Part Two, it's not news, it's an archive wide, Consolidated Index, nineteen fifty-five's the tide, Running all the way to June of twenty twenty-six, no less, Every statutory instrument sorted, numbered, pressed, Section One's a table listing regulations by decree, Section Two re-sorts the same rules, different symmetry, Introduction up front just tells you softly where to stand — "You are here," it says politely, compass placed in hand. [Verse 4] Think about the clerks who type these notices by candlelight of screens, Every regulation born from meetings, memos, in-betweens, Somewhere in Ottawa a desk is stacked with paper trails, Signatures and stamps and seals, the bureaucratic tales, From harbor dues to safety codes, from pension plans to trade, Every single citizen touched by laws that clerks have made, The Gazette's the mirror where the government shows its face, Publishing its business in this strange, familiar place, No drama, no headlines, just the record standing tall, A quiet kind of honesty that governs one and all. [Bridge] No es noticia nueva, es memoria en papel, Seventy years of rulings, straight and fiel, Folder after folder, decades stacked up neat, Bureaucracy's long memory — organized, complete. [Chorus] Gaceta canadiense, escúchala bien, Cada aviso cuenta, nada se esconde, amén, Volumen ciento sesenta, número cuarenta, mi amor, Read it close, léelo bien — that's the civil servant's score. [Chorus] Gaceta canadiense, escúchala bien, Cada aviso cuenta, nada se esconde, amén, Volumen ciento sesenta, número cuarenta, mi amor, Read it close, léelo bien — that's the civil servant's score. [Outro] Volumen ciento sesenta, número cuarenta, cerrado ya, Next Tuesday brings another — la gaceta volverá.
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