Force Majeure: When the Unexpected Happens

hypnagogic garage, ambient trance jungle, prog shoegaze, new jack swing

Listen on 93

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
When hurricanes demolish server farms
And earthquakes crack the fiber optic lines
Your contract needs defending from these harms
Force majeure protects when fate aligns
Against your best-laid technical designs
The French phrase means "superior force"
Beyond control, beyond your chosen course

[Chorus]
Unforeseeable, unavoidable, beyond your sphere
That's the trinity of force majeure
Acts of God and government decree
Wars and pandemics set you free
From obligations when the world goes wrong
Force majeure keeps contracts strong

[Verse 2]
In twenty-twenty when the lockdowns came
Tech companies with clauses got relief
While others bore the burden and the blame
For missing deadlines, suffering grief
Smart drafting was their digital belief
Specify events with crystal care
Don't leave interpretation hanging there

[Chorus]
Unforeseeable, unavoidable, beyond your sphere
That's the trinity of force majeure
Acts of God and government decree
Wars and pandemics set you free
From obligations when the world goes wrong
Force majeure keeps contracts strong

[Bridge]
But notice must be given swift and true
Mitigation efforts you must show
The clause won't save you if you simply knew
The risks were there before the winds would blow
Courts scrutinize each word you claim
Impossibility versus hardship's pain

[Verse 3]
The oil crisis caught some contracts bare
Generic language failed the legal test
While cyber-attacks beyond compare
Left vendors scrambling, contracts stressed
Specific language always works the best
Include "technology failures" in your list
Or watch your legal protections twist

[Chorus]
Unforeseeable, unavoidable, beyond your sphere
That's the trinity of force majeure
Acts of God and government decree
Wars and pandemics set you free
From obligations when the world goes wrong
Force majeure keeps contracts strong

[Outro]
When chaos strikes your product deployment
Draft with care for your enjoyment
Force majeure, your safety net
When nature's fury pays its debt

← The Power of Standard Language | Limitation of Liability: Setting Legal Boundaries →