[Verse 1] Tuesday's stack is thinner now, same book, new chapter inside, Part One keeps on breathing, volume hundred-sixty wide, Number forty-three still holds the frame from days before, But four fresh names walked quietly in through the door. [Chorus] Four commissions, one quiet page, Stamped and dated, signed by the stage, Revenue, trade, airwaves, and the civil hire, That's the four today the Gazette requires. [Verse 2] First the Canada Revenue Agency, counting what we owe, Next the Trade Tribunal, watching dumped goods at the border flow, They decide if foreign pricing undercuts our factories tight, Shielding local makers from a bargain that ain't right. [Verse 3] Then the CRTC, the one that rules your signal and your screen, Licensing the broadcasters, keeping static out the scene, Last the Public Service Commission, hiring fair and square, Posting jobs in daylight, not by whisper, not by flair. [Verse 4] Why should a renter in Regina care what these four do? Trade rulings shift the sticker price on things you're buying new, Your cable bill, your radio dial, answer to that board, And every government posting's open — merit, not a cord. [Verse 5] Environment's Department drops a notice, tagged a letter D, A fragment in the record, more detail soon to see, Part Two's already settled from the twenty-first, no change this round, Just Part One's quartet of commissions making sound. [Verse 6] Somewhere past the committee rooms, past hearings and the forms, These rules ride the mail routes, past the rural, past the storms, A farmer checks the tariff sheet, a trucker checks the code, The Gazette's small print paves the way for every open road, A clerk at midnight filing, the printer's steady hum, Each commission waits its turn till all four jobs are done, No shortcuts in the numbering, no favor, no delay, Democracy in paperwork, the quiet kind of play. [Bridge] Learn the word promulgate — to officially declare, A rule gets born in public, posted out for open air, That's the whole Gazette's purpose, week by week, line by line, Turning closed-door decisions into public record time. [Chorus] Four commissions, one quiet page, Stamped and dated, signed by the stage, Revenue, trade, airwaves, and the civil hire, That's the four today the Gazette requires. [Outro] Revenue, trade, airwaves, hire — four names, one Tuesday light, Promulgated plain for us, nothing hid from sight, No noise, no fanfare, just the record set, Another page turned quiet in the Canada Gazette. [Chorus] Four commissions, one quiet page, Stamped and dated, signed by the stage, Revenue, trade, airwaves, and the civil hire, That's the four today the Gazette requires.
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