[Verse 1] Monday paper nobody reads for fun, but it's the rulebook once the vote is won, Canada Gazette, dry as toast on the tray, Part One, Part Two, pick a side to play, volume one-sixty, number forty deep, printed October third while the nation's asleep. [Chorus] C'est la gazette, mon ami, écoute bien, every notice means something, rien pour rien, isso é a lei, escrita com cuidado, boring paper, mas nunca é fabricado, promulgate — that's the word for "make it known," quiet click of the pen and the rule's full grown. [Verse 2] Part One's got three commissions holding the floor, Revenue Agency counting coins at your door, Trade Tribunal weighing who plays it fair, tariffs and dumping, they measure the air, Public Service Commission hiring the crew, deciding who answers the letters for you. [Verse 3] Government notices, four names in the mix, Environment's watching the rivers and the sticks, Health department minding what you breathe and you eat, Privy Council Office, the Cabinet's quiet seat, and Transport keeping the runways in line, four departments punching the same Thursday time. [Chorus] C'est la gazette, mon ami, écoute bien, every notice means something, rien pour rien, isso é a lei, escrita com cuidado, boring paper, mas nunca é fabricado, promulgate — that's the word for "make it known," quiet click of the pen and the rule's full grown. [Verse 4] Somewhere a clerk stamps a page at her desk, no cameras rolling, no grand press request, but a fishery closes, a border gets drawn, a tax rate shifts quiet before the dawn, the public don't clap and the public don't cheer, but the whole system turns on these words printed here, every acronym hiding a hallway of names, every schedule a ledger of bureaucratic claims, it's not romance, it's not the rush of the crowd, it's the hum of the engine, mostly unbowed, ninguém aplaude mas tudo funciona, la gazette, elle chante, même sans couronne. [Bridge] Part Deux arrives October seventh, cool and late, volume one-fifty-nine, number twenty at the gate, this one's regulations already signed and done, não tem mais debate, the vote was already won, it's where the finished rulings come home to rest, a compendium of paperwork — Canada's open chest, compendium just means "a gathering of things," filed, dated, stapled, no fanfare, no wings. [Outro] So next week, same dry page, same quiet routine, promulgate, promulgate, keep the record clean, c'est la gazette — lis-la bien, mon ami, read the fine print, it's never nothing, jamais vazio. [Chorus] C'est la gazette, mon ami, écoute bien, every notice means something, rien pour rien, isso é a lei, escrita com cuidado, boring paper, mas nunca é fabricado, promulgate — that's the word for "make it known," quiet click of the pen and the rule's full grown.
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