[Verse 1] (Him) Volume one-sixty, number forty, stamped October third (Her) Part One of the Gazette, every clause gets heard (Him) Canada Revenue Agency's filing in the queue (Her) Trade Tribunal's weighing tariffs, that's their job to do (Him) Public Service Commission checking who gets hired (Her) Paper trail of power, nothing left untired [Chorus] This is the Gazette, Canada's open book Every rule gets printed, every change gets looked Part One on Friday, Part Two holds the past Sixty years of statutes, filed and built to last Read it plain, read it slow This is how the government lets the people know [Verse 2] (Him) Environment and Health are standing side by side (Her) Notices on living things, on air, on what we're fed (Him) Privy Council Office, keeping cabinet's thread (Her) Transport's got a notice too, somewhere up ahead (Him) Nobody's hiding nothing, it's printed for the town (Her) Government notices, no secret in this crown [Chorus] This is the Gazette, Canada's open book Every rule gets printed, every change gets looked Part One on Friday, Part Two holds the past Sixty years of statutes, filed and built to last Read it plain, read it slow This is how the government lets the people know [Verse 3] (Her) Now flip to Part Two, the index deep and wide (Him) Nineteen fifty-five to June of twenty-six, don't hide (Her) Section One's the table, listing every regulation (Him) Section Two keeps tracking through administration (Her) An introduction tells you exactly where you stand (Him) A map of every rule this country ever planned [Bridge] (Both) Statutes stacked in order, dust that never settles (Her) Seventy-one years of paperwork in metal (Him) Every tribunal, every clause, every little note (Both) Somebody read it, somebody wrote [Verse 4] (Him) Orders in Council, signed and sealed with ink (Her) Every amendment traced back further than you'd think (Him) Fisheries and Immigration post their rulings too (Her) Customs tariffs shifting, always something new (Him) A farmer checks the standards, a lawyer checks the date (Her) A citizen reads closely what decides their fate (Him) Democracy in paragraphs, in footnotes, in the fine (Her) Every single Canadian has access to the line [Chorus] This is the Gazette, Canada's open book Every rule gets printed, every change gets looked Part One on Friday, Part Two holds the past Sixty years of statutes, filed and built to last Read it plain, read it slow This is how the government lets the people know [Outro] (Her) Volume one-sixty, number forty, logged and filed (Him) Sixty-nine years of index, patiently compiled (Both) The Gazette keeps turning, page by steady page (Her) Written for the public, built to never fade (Him) From Ottawa to every corner of the land (Both) This is how a nation keeps its promise in your hand
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