[Verse 1] Citrix NetScaler, ADC and the Gateway door CVE eighty-eight-seven-seven-nine, memory's sore Improper bounds on a buffer, the walls give way Attacker pours data till the fence can't stay Overflow the boundary, operations bleed through Gateway that should guard you now lets strangers through Patch the NetScaler, don't wait for the smoke This one's the opening move, not just a joke [Chorus] Небезпека, зачини двері (Danger, shut the door) CVE на моніторі, не до жартів тепер (CVE on the monitor, no joking now) Buffer break, privilege climb, session unglued Патчі зараз — this is not a drill, dude Захищайся, системо, тримайся, тримайся (Defend yourself, system, hold on, hold on) [Verse 2] Now Zammad GmbH, the helpdesk software crew CVE one-oh-two-four-nine-oh comes for you Improper privilege management, a local zammad hand Climbs the ladder straight to root, takes full command No exploit chain needed, just local access first Suddenly the support tool becomes your system's curse Root means everything — the keys, the locks, the vault Patch this privilege gap before it's your fault [Verse 3] Паралельно (Meanwhile) — one-oh-two-four-eight-nine's in play Session fixation, hijacking the handshake Attacker plants a token before you ever log in Rides your session in, remote code starts to spin Now stack them together, chain link one to two Fixation gets them in, privilege turns them root Zammad users, listen — update both at once Half a patch is nothing, don't leave half a chance [Chorus] Небезпека, зачини двері CVE на моніторі, не до жартів тепер Buffer break, privilege climb, session unglued Патчі зараз — this is not a drill, dude Захищайся, системо, тримайся, тримайся [Verse 4] Think about the SOC team, three alerts at dawn Correlating patches while the coffee's getting drawn One CVE's a buffer, one's a climb to root One's a stolen session wearing someone else's suit Together they're a map for any patient, patient foe Reconnaissance to access, then the final blow So baseline every server, every helpdesk, every door Inventory first, then patch — don't guess, be sure Scanners running nightly, logs line up in rows Defense in depth means layers — that's the way it goes [Bridge] Memory walls, broken locks, a stolen cookie's lie Three vendors, one morning, same urgent cry NetScaler guards the gateway, Zammad guards the desk Both got picked apart under today's stress test Не чекай (Don't wait) — the window's already thin Patch before the next report lets ransomware in [Outro] October seventh, mark it, write it down CVE numbers spinning like a warning crown Buffer, privilege, session — say it twice Патчуй сьогодні (Patch today) — don't roll the dice [Chorus] Небезпека, зачини двері CVE на моніторі, не до жартів тепер Buffer break, privilege climb, session unglued Патчі зараз — this is not a drill, dude Захищайся, системо, тримайся, тримайся
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