Self-Assessment

french acoustic chicago blues, rap · 3:51

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Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Postgastrectomy physiology, let's dissect the case
Early dumping hits within an hour, hyperosmolar race
Undigested carbs flood the jejunum, fluid shifts occur
Osmotic pull draws plasma out, the blood pressure starts to blur
Tachycardia, nausea, cramping — that's the autonomic flare
Vasomotor symptoms, flushing, dizziness right there
Late dumping comes at two to three hours, different mechanism though
Rapid glucose absorption spikes, then insulin brings it low
Reactive hypoglycaemia — the rebound is the threat
Manage both with small dry meals, low glycaemic diet set
Acarbose blocks late dumping's surge, octreotide for severe
Lying flat post-meal for early — that's the intervention clear

[Chorus]
Early osmotic, late glycaemic — know the difference cold
Terminal ileum, bypass, gastrectomy — predict what's lost
Short bowel syndrome, length and anatomy control the toll
Run the gut mechanics, surgical self-assessment is the goal
Early osmotic, late glycaemic — etch it in your cortex fold

[Verse 2]
Terminal ileal resection — now which nutrients take the blow
B12 absorption lives exclusively there, intrinsic factor can't bestow
The enterohepatic circuit for bile salts cycles through that zone
Resect it and the bile acids spill to colon, all alone
Fat malabsorption follows, ADEK vitamins depleted fast
Oxalate gets absorbed in excess — kidney stones forecast
Over a hundred centimetres lost, bile acid pool's exhausted
Cholestyramine won't suffice when that much tissue's costed
Diarrhoea becomes secretory, steatorrhea takes hold
Monitor your B12, your fat-soluble levels, zinc and folate bold

[Chorus]
Early osmotic, late glycaemic — know the difference cold
Terminal ileum, bypass, gastrectomy — predict what's lost
Short bowel syndrome, length and anatomy control the toll
Run the gut mechanics, surgical self-assessment is the goal
Early osmotic, late glycaemic — etch it in your cortex fold

[Verse 3]
Roux-en-Y gastric bypass, the biliopancreatic limb diverts
Duodenum bypassed fully — iron and calcium absorption hurts
Ferrous iron needs the acid bath the stomach used to give
Now it bypasses that environment, deficiency's where you live
B12 needs intrinsic factor meeting R-protein in the gut
Pouch produces less intrinsic factor — that absorption's cut
Thiamine, folate, vitamin D — monitor them all post-op
Total gastrectomy takes it further, intrinsic factor stops
No acid means no ionised iron, B12 requires injections now
ADEK malabsorption, zinc deficiency — trace the why and how
Quiddative losses accumulate — a sustained and subtle drain
The body's nutrient reserves eroding, steady in their wane

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