Module 10 — Geriatric assessment and clinical writing in French (8 h)

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Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Madame Gagnon, seventy-seven, widow six months back
She's stopped eating, barely speaking — chart that, don't react
Pull the MoCA, Quebec French version, watch for bias first
Low schooling skews the numbers, hearing loss makes it worse
Is it grief, or is it neurocognitive decline?
Delirium, depression, or polypharmacy's design?
*Trouble neurocognitif majeur* — that's the DSM term
Families say *démence*, say *Alzheimer* — let that register burn

[Chorus]
*Bewerte sie genau, schreib präzise auf*
*Kein Anglizismus, kein falscher Lauf*
Screen the mind, document the soul
MoCA, GDS, GAI — make it whole
*Die Sprache ist die Brücke — halt sie rein*
Clinical, exact, precise, and clean

[Verse 2]
GDS-fifteen questions, geriatric depression scale
GAI for anxiety, loneliness trails a different trail
Suicide risk in older men — don't let that line go quiet
Recent widowhood, social withdrawal — assess it, don't deny it
Differential's a four-way crossroads, you can't afford to rush
Depression versus delirium versus grief — probe before you hush
Normal grief or complicated? Six months, she won't eat
That's a clinical datum, not a footnote — put it on the sheet

[Chorus]
*Bewerte sie genau, schreib präzise auf*
*Kein Anglizismus, kein falscher Lauf*
Screen the mind, document the soul
MoCA, GDS, GAI — make it whole
*Die Sprache ist die Brücke — halt sie rein*
Clinical, exact, precise, and clean

[Verse 3]
Now write the *note d'évolution* — tense and register matter here
Present tense for observations, past for what she said last year
*Soutenir* not *supporter*, *aborder* not *adress*
*Être à l'aise avec* — delete that anglicised mess
*Éventuellement* means one day, not eventually — beware
Your geriatrician's note lists AVQ, AVD profiles there
Read the OT and the social worker before you sign your name
An interdisciplinary file means everyone's in the same frame

[Bridge]
Here's your rare word for the day — *anfractuous*: full of winding, sharp complexity
Like the differential you're mapping, nothing resolves conveniently
Bilingualism effects, illiteracy, unfamiliar test — that's anfractuous terrain
Document each caveat you navigated, make your reasoning plain
The *rapport d'évaluation*, the *plan d'intervention* — structured, sourced, explained
Graded on clinical and linguistic standards both — no shortcuts entertained

[Chorus]
*Bewerte sie genau, schreib präzise auf*
*Kein Anglizismus, kein falscher Lauf*
Screen the mind, document the soul
MoCA, GDS, GAI — make it whole
*Die Sprache ist die Brücke — halt sie rein*
Clinical, exact, precise, and clean

[Outro]
Madame Gagnon deserves a clinician who reads between each line
Who knows *pertes cognitives* from grief, who keeps the language fine
*Präzision ist Fürsorge* — precision is the care you give
Write it right, assess it right — that's how good practice lives

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