[Verse 1] Volume one-sixty, number forty, dated clean October third, two thousand twenty-six, the paper's seen Part One of the Gazette, the weekly ledger of the land Where every new decision gets its rubber stamp and hand Canada Revenue Agency's got a line Canadian International Trade Tribunal keeps the time Public Service Commission posting who gets hired Three commissions in one issue, nothing's required to be admired [Chorus] It's the Gazette, it's the record of the week Dry as toast but it's the truth we seek Environment and Health, Privy Council too Transport's in the mix, quietly pushing through It's the Gazette, flip the page and see Government in motion, printed plain for you and me [Verse 2] Notices arriving from the Dept. of Environment's desk Dept. of Health right beside it, running its own test Privy Council Office whispering procedural facts Transport Canada trailing with its own administrative tracks No drama in the headlines, no sirens, no alarm Just departments logging business, keeping governance calm Four names, one Thursday, filed beneath the fold This is how a country's paperwork gets told [Chorus] It's the Gazette, it's the record of the week Dry as toast but it's the truth we seek Environment and Health, Privy Council too Transport's in the mix, quietly pushing through It's the Gazette, flip the page and see Government in motion, printed plain for you and me [Bridge] Now turn to Part Two, a different kind of chart Consolidated Index, built apart Nineteen fifty-five to June of twenty-six this year Every statutory instrument gathered here Section One's a table, regulations row by row Section Two keeps counting all the ones we need to know An introduction guides you, tells you where you stand Seventy years of rule-making, folded in your hand [Verse 3] Somewhere a clerk is stamping, somewhere a press runs late Ink on the roller spinning out the business of the state No headline screams about it, no camera in the room Just typeset lines of statute pushing back against the gloom A printer in Gatineau, an archivist who knows Where every old amendment, every footnote goes This is the quiet機 machinery that keeps the nation square Bureaucracy in rhythm, a song that's always there [Chorus] It's the Gazette, it's the record of the week Dry as toast but it's the truth we seek Environment and Health, Privy Council too Transport's in the mix, quietly pushing through It's the Gazette, flip the page and see Government in motion, printed plain for you and me [Outro] Number forty, volume one-sixty, logged and filed Seventy years indexed, nothing left beguiled That's the Gazette, that's the week on file Dry as paper, steady as the aisle That's the Gazette, that's the week on file
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