[Verse 1] Brussels whispers "associate member," sweet and low, But Lowy says that's the wrong story to let grow, The Spinoff shouts out clear across the sea, "No, NZ ain't joining, and Canada's still free," VIF calls it middle-power chemistry, A new chapter brewing, sipped like evening tea, Geist asks the real question, cool and plain, What if the clouds had conditions like the rain? [Chorus] Notícias da Europa, devagar, meu bem, Associate, não é tão simples assim, Clean tech dreaming, piano in the sun, October stories, Canada and one union. [Verse 2] Corporate Knights say the heart should beat for green, A clean economy stitched into the scene, Bruegel's counting chances for the clean tech race, Competitiveness riding on an easy pace, While the Hill Times hums a line that we can't skip, Singing along with Europe, word for word, no slip, Every outlet got a different point of view, But the chorus of the continent keeps coming through. [Chorus] Notícias da Europa, devagar, meu bem, Associate, não é tão simples assim, Clean tech dreaming, piano in the sun, October stories, Canada and one union. [Verse 3] Meanwhile down in Brussels council halls today, The High Representative's got something to say, Ethiopia's conflict rising like the tide, Implications for the region, nowhere left to hide, A statement issued careful, word by word, On behalf of the Union, every voice heard, The world keeps spinning while the papers print the news, And every reader's left to pick their point of view. [Verse 4] Twitter threads unwind like ribbons in the wind, Hot takes and corrections, nobody can rescind, A journalist in Lisbon types it calm and slow, "Associate ain't membership," she lets the whole world know, Analysts in Brussels sip their coffee, watch the tape, Policy's a river always changing shape, Somewhere in Toronto someone reads the wire, Wondering if Canada's caught in Europe's fire, The clean tech charts keep climbing on the evening news, While Ethiopia's story fades to other views, It's all just fragments, headlines strung in a row, A patchwork of the world wide web's uneven flow. [Bridge] Não é adesão, é outra coisa então, Just a handshake dressed in diplomatic tone, Cloud contracts, climate charts, and conflict overseas, Seis de outubro, catching all these breeze. [Chorus] Notícias da Europa, devagar, meu bem, Associate, não é tão simples assim, Clean tech dreaming, piano in the sun, October stories, Canada and one union. [Chorus] Notícias da Europa, devagar, meu bem, Associate, não é tão simples assim, Clean tech dreaming, piano in the sun, October stories, Canada and one union. [Outro] Seis de outubro, fecha o jornal, meu bem, Europe's news keeps rolling, read it till the end, Fold the paper slow, let the ink dry in the sun, Tomorrow brings another story, this one's done.
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