[Verse 1] Volume one-sixty, number forty's the name, Part One Gazette, October third, same old game, Canada Revenue Agency's keeping the score, Trade Tribunal's knocking on the import door, Public Service Commission's checking who's hired, Three commissions clocking in, nobody's tired. [Chorus] Gazette, Gazette, das ist das Gesetz, mein Schatz, Every rule gets promulgated — official, exact, Газета тижня, слухай новини, Ottawa's whispering what's proper and fine, Gazette, Gazette, oh so wry, so true, Doo-wop paperwork singing straight to you. [Verse 2] Notices rolling from four separate desks, Environment and Health, both departmental guests, Privy Council Office keeping cabinet's beat, Trans — portation rumbling under your feet, Public announcements, nothing hidden, nothing sealed, It's your right as a citizen to see what's revealed. [Chorus] Gazette, Gazette, das ist das Gesetz, mein Schatz, Every rule gets promulgated — official, exact, Газета тижня, слухай новини, Ottawa's whispering what's proper and fine. [Verse 3] Now flip to Part Two, a compendium so wide, Nineteen fifty-five to this June, side by side, The Consolidated Index — one statutory map, Section One's a table, Section Two fills the gap, Every regulation ever stamped and signed, Filed in a single index so nothing's left behind. [Bridge] Es ist bürokratisch, but it's open for all, Не таємниця — це публічний протокол, Transparency's the tempo, a cappella and bare, Government's receipts, laid out, standing there. [Chorus] Gazette, Gazette, das ist das Gesetz, mein Schatz, Every rule gets promulgated — official, exact, Газета тижня, слухай новини, Ottawa's whispering what's proper and fine, Gazette, Gazette, oh so wry, so true, Doo-wop paperwork singing straight to you. [Verse 4] Fisheries and Oceans filing tide by tide, Agriculture's harvest rules riding side by side, Finance department whispers through the fiscal haze, National Defence marching to bureaucratic ways, Immigration's ledger, every status checked and clear, Heritage preserving what the nation holds dear, Every acronym a verse, every clause a rhyme, Statutory Instruments ticking out the time, From the Yukon to the Maritimes the message spreads the same, Democracy's a record book, and sunlight is its name. [Outro] Gazette, Gazette, das war's für diese Woche, Третє жовтня — закони без помилки, Read the record, know the rule, keep it near, Canada's doo-wop ledger — see you next week, hear? [Chorus] Gazette, Gazette, das ist das Gesetz, mein Schatz, Every rule gets promulgated — official, exact, Газета тижня, слухай новини, Ottawa's whispering what's proper and fine, Gazette, Gazette, oh so wry, so true, Doo-wop paperwork singing straight to you, Gazette, Gazette, keep the record spinning round, Canada's own doo-wop, official sound.
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