Module 17 — Hydrocephalus and CSF Disorders

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[Verse 1]
Cerebrospinal fluid, choroid plexus weaves it slow
Five hundred mils a day, Monro to aqueduct it flows
Obstructive means the pathway's closed — a clot, a tumour, scarred-up ependyme
Communicating means absorption fails, the villi can't reclaim

Aqueductal stenosis, L1CAM on the X
Dandy-Walker, Chiari Two, myelomeningocele complex
Post-haemorrhagic, post-infective, tumour pressing hard
Ex vacuo is atrophy — not hydrocephalus, discard

[Chorus]
Macrocephaly, sunsetting eyes — that's your infant on the ward
Headache, papilledema — paediatric, can't be ignored
Gait and cognition, wet and slow — iNPH in the hall
Diagnose the mechanism, choose the diversion, catch them all

[Verse 2]
Kocher's point for proximal tip — two centimetres back
From coronal suture, mid-pupillary, ride the track
Keen's and Frazier's, Dandy's too — posterior approaches known
Aim the catheter clear of plexus, let the ventricle breathe alone

Differential pressure, programmable, flow-regulated, gravitational weight
Antisiphon device prevents the siphon overdrainage fate
Distal site — the peritoneum's first, then atrial, pleural spare
Antibiotic-impregnated catheters, bundles, minimal hands in there

[Chorus]
Macrocephaly, sunsetting eyes — that's your infant on the ward
Headache, papilledema — paediatric, can't be ignored
Gait and cognition, wet and slow — iNPH in the hall
Diagnose the mechanism, choose the diversion, catch them all

[Verse 3]
Shunt malfunction — proximal blocked with choroid tangled in
Or the valve is calcified, or the distal tip's migrated thin
Infection shows in weeks, Staph epidermidis leads the count
Externalize, sterilize the CSF, then reimplant the mount

Overdrainage carves the slit ventricle syndrome deep
Subdural collections pooling while the patient cannot sleep
Run your shunt series — skull, chest, abdomen, plain films sequential read
Normal-sized ventricles don't exclude — compliance shifts concede

[Bridge]
Endoscopic third ventriculostomy — floor of the third, the fenestration's made
Mammillary bodies, basilar artery — margins where you're afraid
ETV success score guides you — age and aetiology scored
Infants fare better paired with choroid plexus cauterized aboard
African data changed the calculus — Uganda's cohorts proved the case
Late closure fails silently, watch those patients, leave no trace

[Verse 4]
External ventricular drain — Kocher's point, bolt it true
Zero to the tragus, set the column, titrate fluid through
Wean by raising the level slow, clamp and watch the pressure trend
Infection climbs past five days — swap the drain before it bends

Lumbar drains for CSF fistulae, idiopathic pressure too
But herniation waits if obstruction's missed — the stakes accrue
So image first, exclude the block, then let the needle in below
One wrong step at lumbar level sends the brainstem down below

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