[Verse 1] Fifty thousand strong — that's the whole app, no more, Not the number touched, not a confirmed breach score Equipple's own words: "unauthorised access," A crack in the cloud, who got in stays faceless Parent contacts, pupil info — maybe reached, maybe spared Northern Ireland schools checking in, half-prepared [Chorus] Equivocal — that's the word for today, Open to twist, nothing's locked either way Fifty thousand users ain't fifty thousand harmed Mind the gap between the claim and what's truly alarmed Equivocal, Equipple, the story's still soft Watch the facts land before you call it a loss [Verse 2] "No evidence of ongoing access," they insist, But insisting ain't confirming what's really on the list No split by pupil, parent, staff — the numbers stay blurred No word on birthdates, money, safeguarding's unheard Nobody's dated when the door creaked ajar And nobody's said if the ICO's been told so far [Chorus] Equivocal — that's the word for today, Open to twist, nothing's locked either way Fifty thousand users ain't fifty thousand harmed Mind the gap between the claim and what's truly alarmed Equivocal, Equipple, the story's still soft Watch the facts land before you call it a loss [Bridge] Education Authority's rule is carved in plain stone: Likely risk means the regulator's gotta be shown No dated step from Equipple, no letter sealed tight, Just a gap in the record where the facts should sit right Watch for schools sending notes, watch the ICO's reply, Till then the headline's a question, not an answer standing by [Verse 3] So when you hear "fifty thousand," pump the brakes a beat, That's the roster, not the wound, not the full defeat A breach by their own label, scope still unconfirmed, Patience is the lesson every parent here has learned [Verse 4] Every platform's a target, every login a door, Encryption and passwords ain't promises, they're chores Equipple's not the first and won't be the last to fall, When the cloud gets a crack, every school feels the call So ask what they're patching, ask who holds the key, Ask if the silence means safety or just a mystery Transparency's the fix for an equivocal tale, Till the facts come clean, the trust stays on bail A breach is a mirror — it shows what we assumed, Now the question's answered, or left in the gloom [Outro] Equivocal Equipple, cloud cracked but contained — maybe, Stay calm, stay sharp, don't let your guard go lazy Fifty thousand strong, remember what that figure means, Not the harmed, just the home of the whole login screens [Chorus] Equivocal — that's the word for today, Open to twist, nothing's locked either way Fifty thousand users ain't fifty thousand harmed Mind the gap between the claim and what's truly alarmed Equivocal, Equipple, the story's still soft Watch the facts land before you call it a loss
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