[Verse 1] Picture the VPN gate, two locks hung side by side, One wants your password, one wants your SAML ID, SonicWall sealed the seam that broke on the sixth of this month, CISA stamped it "exploited" that same day, no hunt. But slow down, check the fine print before the panic spreads, Seven point one SonicWall's score, seven point five NVD said, That's the High tier, not Critical, don't let a headline lead you wrong, Two other bugs in that same batch hit eight point eight — play it along. [Chorus] Pas de porte dérobée gratuite, faut déjà avoir la clé, No free back door, mon ami, you need credentials already, Ти вже маєш пароль — SAML більше не стіна, MFA ain't the wall you thought, if the key's in your palm, Patch before November twentieth, the federal clock's the boss, SonicOS seven-three-four, eight-two-three — cover your loss. [Verse 2] Only SSL VPNs running SAML login feel this bite, The password step stays standing — headline skipped that part tonight, No stranger walks in cold, they need valid creds firsthand, Like a badge that skips the SAML gate but still can't fake the brand. Six more flaws got fixed inside this very same advisory, Two of them scored eight point eight, outranking this whole story, No workaround exists for it, patching's the only door, Seven-three-four dash seven-oh-one-three — don't wait for more. [Chorus] Pas de porte dérobée gratuite, faut déjà avoir la clé, No free back door, mon ami, you need credentials already, Ти вже маєш пароль — SAML більше не стіна, MFA ain't the wall you thought, if the key's in your palm, Patch before November twentieth, the federal clock's the boss, SonicOS seven-three-four, eight-two-three — cover your loss. [Verse 3] The KEV list keeps growing, a ledger none of us want signed, BOD two-two-oh-one says patch it, leave no clause behind, It's not about the score alone, it's about who's knocking now, Exploited in the wild means act, don't argue over how. Think of every vendor patch note as a letter sealed in haste, Read between the CVSS lines before a breach your time's erased, Credentials leak through phishing, through reuse, through careless trust, That's the real door left open — fix the login, not just the dust. [Bridge] SecurityWeek's still asking what nobody's answered yet, Zero-day before the patch, or found right after it was set? No attacker named, no campaign claimed, the trail stays cold and bare, Watch CISA, watch SonicWall, for whatever surfaces there. [Outro] Eight-two-three dash eight-oh-one-five, circle it tonight, November twentieth, agencies — patch it, don't take flight, Pas de panique, lis le score, ти бачиш — look before you run, High tier, not the top shelf, mais le vrai travail's never done.
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