[Verse 1] May twenty-second, twenty twenty-six The Gazette drops with government tricks Part One arrived on the sixteenth day Volume one-sixty, number twenty's way Border Services and Trade Tribunal too Radio-television Commission's due Competition watchdogs stake their claim Public Service plays the regulatory game [Chorus] Official notices, black and white Government machinery working through the night From departments scattered coast to coast These are the rules that matter most Canada Gazette tells the tale Of how our federal systems sail [Verse 2] Part Two surfaces on the twentieth date Volume fifty-nine can't hesitate Number ten edition hits the street Making bureaucratic cycles complete Five commissions weaving legal thread Border controls and airwave spread International trade disputes unfold While competition stories get retold [Chorus] Official notices, black and white Government machinery working through the night From departments scattered coast to coast These are the rules that matter most Canada Gazette tells the tale Of how our federal systems sail [Bridge] Every regulation starts as ink on page Every policy shift defines our age From customs booths to television towers Democracy documents its powers Public servants draft the binding text Citizens discover what comes next [Verse 3] Commissions gather evidence and proof Tribunals offer judgment from aloof Broadcasting signals need their oversight Trade disputes require legal might Service appointments fill the vacant roles While border agents patrol their tolls The Gazette captures every formal move In volumes that our governance groove [Verse 4] Federal clerks type notices with care While commissioners review and declare Licensing boards approve what's been denied Appeal tribunals let justice decide Cabinet ministers sign the final word Making sure their orders will be heard Parliamentary oversight holds the key To transparent democratic decree [Chorus] Official notices, black and white Government machinery working through the night From departments scattered coast to coast These are the rules that matter most Canada Gazette tells the tale Of how our federal systems sail [Outro] Week by week the notices flow Teaching us what we need to know May's edition number twenty waits Behind our parliamentary gates [Final Chorus] Official notices, black and white Government machinery working through the night From departments scattered coast to coast These are the rules that matter most Canada Gazette tells the tale Of how our federal systems sail
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