Critical CVEs (1 of 3) — May 22, 2026

bossa nova merengue, hyper-jungle · 3:09

Listen on 93

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
CVE twenty-twenty-five dash thirty-four-two-nine-one
Langflow's got a validation nightmare that's begun
Origin checks are broken, CORS is way too loose
Refresh tokens flying wild like a cybersecurity noose
SameSite set to None, cookies dancing everywhere
Malicious webpages laughing, authentication's stripped bare
Cross-origin requests slipping through the cracks tonight
Your workflow engine's compromised, nothing feels right

[Chorus]
Critical vulnerabilities dropping like bombs today
May twenty-second, twenty-twenty-six, patching can't delay
Buffer overflows and traversal paths that twist and bend
Your servers are exposed, this madness has to end
Update now or face the storm of exploitation rain
These CVEs are hunting, driving system admins insane

[Verse 2]
CVE twenty-twenty-six dash thirty-four-nine-two-six
Trend Micro Apex One's got directory traversal tricks
Pre-authenticated locals can slip right past the gate
Modify the key tables, seal your system's fate
Inject malicious payloads through the filesystem maze
On-premise installations caught in hacker's deadly gaze
Path validation failing, dots and slashes run amok
One crafted request and your endpoint's out of luck

[Chorus]
Critical vulnerabilities dropping like bombs today
May twenty-second, twenty-twenty-six, patching can't delay
Buffer overflows and traversal paths that twist and bend
Your servers are exposed, this madness has to end
Update now or face the storm of exploitation rain
These CVEs are hunting, driving system admins insane

[Verse 3]
CVE two-thousand-eight dash forty-two-fifty blast from past
Microsoft Windows Server Service breathing its last
Buffer overflow nightmare in the RPC machine
Crafted requests trigger chaos, worst you've ever seen
Remote code execution dancing on your network wire
Arbitrary commands blazing like unstoppable fire
This ancient vulnerability still haunts the digital night
Legacy systems screaming, nothing's gonna be alright

[Verse 4]
Zero-day discoveries flooding every security feed
Exploit kits assembling, satisfying criminal greed
Shodan searches revealing unpatched systems in the wild
Attack surface expanding, networks completely defiled

[Bridge]
Three vendors, three disasters, three critical alarms
Authentication bypassed, directory traversal harms
Buffer overflows exploding, memory corruption spreads
Patch management teams working while the whole world dreads

[Outro]
Emergency patching cycles spinning round and round
Vulnerability scanners making that familiar sound
May twenty-second reminds us threats never sleep
Security vigilance is the only promise we can keep

← Canada Gazette — May 22, 2026 | Critical CVEs (2 of 3) — May 22, 2026 →