[Verse 1] Citrix NetScaler, gate's got a crack, Buffer's overflowing, bytes attack, CVE eighty-eight seven-seven-nine, Memory bounds broken, no guardrail, no line, Attacker slips bytes past the edge of the wall, Gateway goes quiet before it can fall. [Chorus] Lock it down, patch tonight, October eighth, these holes bite, NetScaler cracking, Zammad's two-step sin, Root in the system if you let them in. [Verse 2] Zammad ticket desk, sweet little app, Session fixation sets the trap, CVE one-oh-two-four-eight-nine, Attacker plants a cookie, calls it fine, Victim logs in, thinks the seat is clean, Hacker's already inside the scene. [Verse 3] Then privilege climbs like smoke through a flue, CVE one-oh-two-four-nine-oh too, Local zammad user grabs the crown, Root access handed, whole system's down, Chain them together — a chimera's bite, Two heads hunting, one strikes, one takes flight. [Chorus] Lock it down, patch tonight, October eighth, these holes bite, NetScaler cracking, Zammad's two-step sin, Root in the system if you let them in. [Verse 4] Picture the server farm, humming in the dark, Admins asleep, missing every spark, Logs don't lie but nobody's watching the feed, Silent exploitation planting its seed, A scanner finds the version, flags it red, But the patch sits waiting, unread, unread. [Verse 5] Across the network, the breach starts to crawl, From gateway to ticket desk, taking it all, Credentials harvested, tunnels carved deep, While the SOC dashboard just blinks in its sleep, This is the story of patches delayed, The price that you pay when updates are stayed. [Bridge] Check your bounds, check your seat, Don't let their session repeat, Buffer, fixation, privilege, all three, Patch the gateway, set your tickets free. [Bridge 2] Read the advisory, line by line, Version numbers drawing the line, Eighty-eight, seven-seven-nine, remember the code, Ten-two-four-eight-nine, down the exploit road, Ten-two-four-nine-oh, the final key, Patch them all now — set your systems free. [Outro] October eighth, the alarms ring true, NetScaler, Zammad — watching you, Patch before the breach, don't delay, Critical CVEs, light of day. [Chorus] Lock it down, patch tonight, October eighth, these holes bite, NetScaler cracking, Zammad's two-step sin, Root in the system if you let them in.
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