[Verse 1] When contracts bloom and deals take shape Your client needs an exit cape "As is" becomes your battle cry No promises that amplify Express disclaimers carved in stone Leave implied warranties alone The Uniform Commercial Code Says merchantability must be slowed [Chorus] Disclaim, transfer, allocate the pain Keep your client dancing in the gain Fitness waived, merchantability denied Risk flows downstream like the tide Caps and limits, exclusions tight Balance deals but sleep at night Warranty shields in every clause Minimize exposure, know the laws [Verse 2] Consequential damages banned Incidental losses left unmanned Cap liability at purchase price Roll the dice but think twice Indemnification arrows point away Third-party claims won't make you pay Hold harmless clauses spread the load Share the burden down the road [Chorus] Disclaim, transfer, allocate the pain Keep your client dancing in the gain Fitness waived, merchantability denied Risk flows downstream like the tide Caps and limits, exclusions tight Balance deals but sleep at night Warranty shields in every clause Minimize exposure, know the laws [Bridge] Conspicuous language, bold and clear Separate pages make it appear Reasonable notice must be given Before the contract terms are written Insurance backing, escrow funds When basic disclaimers aren't enough [Verse 3] Technology products break and fail Without good drafting, lawsuits sail Beta versions, "experimental use" Gives your client legal excuse Time limitations start the clock Statute periods that barely talk Mutual disclaimers split the cost When both sides fear what might be lost [Chorus] Disclaim, transfer, allocate the pain Keep your client dancing in the gain Fitness waived, merchantability denied Risk flows downstream like the tide Caps and limits, exclusions tight Balance deals but sleep at night Warranty shields in every clause Minimize exposure, know the laws [Outro] Deal viability, risk mitigation Strategic legal navigation Warranty games that lawyers play Keep the billion-dollar suits at bay
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