[Verse 1] Mark the date, October tenth, twenty twenty-six on the page Volume one-sixty, number forty-one, fresh ink on the stage This is Canada Gazette, Part One, the weekly download Where commissions and notices get their public road [Chorus] Kanada Gazette, komm und hör zu Jede Woche neu, das ist wahr, das stimmt genau Teil Eins, Teil Zwei, beide sind da Gesetze für dich, ganz klar, ganz klar [Verse 2] Canada Energy Regulator, watching pipelines hum and flow Canadian International Trade Tribunal, keeping trade disputes slow and fair, steady so they go CRTC's got the airwaves, your cable and your phone Public Service Commission's hiring, staffing up the zone Four commissions, four small kingdoms, each one does its part Reading through their filings is like learning gov't art [Verse 3] Under Government Notices, one word stands alone this round Citizenship — official word, where new status gets its sound Published names, decisions, proof that papers moved along No mystery, just record-keeping, government's quiet song Das ist Bürokratie, ja, but it matters all the same Every notice in that column's got a purpose and a name [Chorus] Kanada Gazette, komm und hör zu Jede Woche neu, das ist wahr, das stimmt genau Teil Eins, Teil Zwei, beide sind da Gesetze für dich, ganz klar, ganz klar [Bridge] Now flip the calendar backward, October seventh's the mark Volume one-fifty-nine, number twenty, Part Two leaves its spark This is where the drafts get final, consultation days are done Regulations locked and printed, rulebook's now a one Teil Zwei ist fertig, keine Fragen mehr Final rules, signed and settled, nothing floating anymore [Verse 4] So that's the week in paperwork, four commissions, one citizen's note Part Two sealing regulations that the ministries wrote Boring title, real-life weight — it shapes the energy you use The trade that crosses borders, and the status that you choose [Verse 5] Think about the clerks and drafters, typing through the night Formatting the columns so the numbers all align right Nobody cheers them on the radio, no spotlight, no applause But every pipeline rule, every tariff, traces back to clause Somewhere in a quiet office, someone stamped a date Turned a policy to paper, sealed a nation's fate That's the magic hiding in the boring civil parts Bureaucracy's a rhythm if you listen with your heart Jeder Paragraph erzählt, von Arbeit, die man kaum sieht Doch ohne diese Seiten läuft kein einziges Gesetz, kein Lied [Chorus] Kanada Gazette, komm und hör zu Jede Woche neu, das ist wahr, das stimmt genau Teil Eins, Teil Zwei, beide sind da Gesetze für dich, ganz klar, ganz klar [Outro] Volume one-sixty, one-fifty-nine, two parts, one steady beat Das Amtsblatt spricht — die Woche ist komplett Zwei Teile, eine Sprache, ein Land, das sich dokumentiert Kanada Gazette, für immer archiviert
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