[Verse 1] Ottobre sixteen, the patch Tuesday ghost walks in Atlassian's got a crack running under the skin Bitbucket, Confluence, Jira Service too Jira Software, Bamboo, Crowd, Crucible, Fisheye's view CVE twenty-twenty-six, twenty-one-five-eight-nine Files and folders sitting porous — open, see-through, unconfined That word means riddled through with holes, no lock upon the door External parties wander where they never walked before Data Center editions, every one exposed Check the advisory tonight before the risk explodes [Chorus] Attenzione, ascolta bene, c'è un allarme nella rete Occhio aperto, mente sveglia, patch stasera, non domani sera Critical, critical, keep your eyes on the screen Pericolo digitale, sai cosa vuol dire [Verse 2] Now shift to the backup world, AhsayCBS in the frame Command injection creeping through the replication lane The random parameter's supposed to be a throwaway But hackers twist that variable and make the server obey CVE twenty-twenty-six, one-oh-five-one-three-four Remote attacker whispers, server opens up the floor Operating system commands get executed cold Your backup becomes the burglar once the trick takes hold No login needed — that's the chilling little twist Ahsay admins, patch tonight, don't stay stuck on the list [Chorus] Attenzione, ascolta bene, c'è un allarme nella rete Occhio aperto, mente sveglia, patch stasera, non domani sera Critical, critical, keep your eyes on the screen Pericolo digitale, sai cosa vuol dire [Verse 3] Cisco Secure Email Gateway, mail room of the net Relative path traversal — attacker's safest bet CVE twenty-twenty-six, seventy-six, five-one-nine No credentials, no capitulate, no waving any sign That word means giving up — but here nothing needs surrender An unauthenticated stranger writes files like a sender Dropping payloads on the system, the floorboards of the host Underneath the operating layer, where damage matters most Gateway meant to filter spam now filters in a threat Patch before your inbox turns into a cabinet [Bridge] Three names, one date, un giorno di ottobre freddo Atlassian, Ahsay, Cisco — segna tutto sul quaderno Check the CVSS, read the bulletin, don't you doubt it Fix it quiet in the lo-fi hours, just go on and route it [Chorus] Attenzione, ascolta bene, c'è un allarme nella rete Occhio aperto, mente sveglia, patch stasera, non domani sera Critical, critical, keep your eyes on the screen Pericolo digitale, sai cosa vuol dire [Outro] Three CVEs, one quiet Friday breeze Patch your systems, parla piano, handle these with ease
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