[Verse 1] October twenty-nine, a quiet Thursday click, Someone slipped the lock on the voucher site, slick, Oral Health Fee For Service, dentists' own door, Not the patient files stacked deep on the floor, eHealth stepped up fast, said "listen, it's contained," No patient record touched, that much they maintained, But the dentist rolls, the sign-up sheets, the names, Got swept in somebody's quiet little game. [Chorus] They're calling it major, a major incident, Not the mountain you think, no, it's different, Four gigabytes is what the badge confirms, While a hacker brags online with shakier terms, Seventy claimed, but nobody's sure, Pending means waiting, not knocking at your door, Four gigabytes real, seventy's a boast, Read close before you believe the ghost. [Verse 2] Compare it, measure it, don't let the headline lie, Medibank, twenty-two, nine point seven million high, Health claims, policy numbers, whole lives laid bare, This one's a sliver, a handful of dental chairs, A hundred thousand documents the hacker swore he had, Hackmanac's still checking, verdict pending, not bad, Not confirmed, not false, just sitting in the queue, Don't paint the whole sky black from one grey cloud's view. [Chorus] They're calling it major, a major incident, Not the mountain you think, no, it's different, Four gigabytes is what the badge confirms, While a hacker brags online with shakier terms, Seventy claimed, but nobody's sure, Pending means waiting, not knocking at your door, Four gigabytes real, seventy's a boast, Read close before you believe the ghost. [Verse 3] Superintendent Craft says he's gotta test the claim, Veracity first before he puts it to flame, Suspects somewhere overseas, an agency on the phone, US contacts tracing signals they've thrown, Richard Taggart warns the papers taken might hold, Sensitive documents, private, not easily sold, No patients named, no date circled in red, Just dentists waiting on a letter instead. [Bridge] What they didn't say up front, let it land, Small list of dentists, not a nationwide brand, What they didn't say, the seventy's unverified, A number thrown out before it's confirmed or denied, Which regulator steps in, still unclear, Watch that seventy gig claim, see if it holds this year. [Chorus] They're calling it major, a major incident, Not the mountain you think, no, it's different, Four gigabytes is what the badge confirms, While a hacker brags online with shakier terms, Seventy claimed, but nobody's sure, Pending means waiting, not knocking at your door, Four gigabytes real, seventy's a boast, Read close before you believe the ghost. [Outro] One site, one list, one careful word, Four gigabytes confirmed is what we heard, Dentists notified, patients untouched tonight, Keep reading past the headline, get the number right.
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